Hawk Media

This just in - the humans have all stopped moving and the green tincture from their faces has slipped, soaking into the mouth through the lips and gums.  The vermin, the plague, the phenomenon which has become known as the Hillbilly Virus, has paralyzed and philosophized the media and the police.  We can't stop it, the cops say, nothing works; so let's go have a donut and an egg cream and tomorrow we will pass blood in our feces and everything will be as it should be.   There is a God in the heavens and there are green teeth inside the festering gums - and isn't it great to be alive!  Indeed.  It is a great time to be alive in our great nation - indivisible and so on and so forth.