Dick Gets Some Grub
Word comes down, Dick
Get some grub
No pout - chill out
Next stop: Sam's Club.
Dick feels frisky, on the sly
Dick quick cops Eskimo Pie
Sally says "Dick, now that's a sin"
Jane just smirks
Turns him in.
Make a break, new wanted man
Dick slips out - take it on the lam
Grocer tries to run him down
Bad mistake - Dick cracks his crown
Flesh gets patched up, charges
Pressed. Squeeze some Charmin, you'll be
Blessed. Meanwhile Jane
Runs back to school
Sally in tow - her new drug mule.
Crowbar Hotel, there's Dick inside
Juvie Hall, let's take a ride
Skip the strip search bulls decide
But Dick's still packin'
Place to hide.
Something happens, charges
Dropped. Dick gets lippy
Takes a walk. Pete his posse
with a plan - somehow gets to
Grocery Man.
They just pinch him
'Till he squeals. Let's just
Forget the whole deal.
Sun's still shining
Dick hits the street. Ice cream
melts, but meat
Is meat.
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