HILLBILLY VIRUS hits the intellectual hardest of all.
Watch in horror as doctors become lawyers, lawyers become mud.
None remain to care for the sick and the incontinent so they are the first to be eaten. The insane get masters degrees. Barnyard animals earn scholarships.
Cows write poetry in the pasture; crap out Hemingway, Tolstoy. We all look down the barrel of a big, hairy gun.
Whimsical troubadors
die by the thousands - you can hear them moan and croon.
"John Lennon was right; John Lennon was right."
Chaos in the comics as Archie marries Reggie and they opt for a reverse mortgage.
Solomon Grundy eats Miss Grundy, poops out Jughead.
Porcupines explode, piercing the sky with destiny
"Tomorrow is just another day," rasps the toothless corpse of Andy Griffith.
"Just another bloody day, pissing down rain on the righteous."
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